In this scene, pies of various fluff and cream mixtures are tested on the subject but they are all very, very thick!

The subject starts hitting himself in the face with four white fluff and cream pies, the last of which has Oreo crust. The subject then gives himself a perfect yellow pie sandwich, followed by a vivid blue pie. The subject then proceeds to play in the mess making sure he is totally covered.

Next are some wetter pies, first a gooey lilac purple pie followed by some more cream pies. The subject pours some leftover mess on himself. After, the subject slimes himself full in the face with bright orange slime. After some more wallowing, the subject finishes off pouring a bucket of recycled mess on himself.